Funky Chicken

Someone call the witchdoctor. The printer’s making demands again.
Submitted by: zanthius via Submission Page

Someone call the witchdoctor. The printer’s making demands again.
Submitted by: zanthius via Submission Page

Looks like a certain somebody has a date with Mr. 12-gauge out back behind the barn today. We’ll miss you, old fella.
Submitted by: Chris via Submission Page

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Submitted by: Teelo via Submission Page

(Half are filled with farts and the other half are filled with carbon monoxide.)
Submitted by: Puddin’ via Submission Page

See? Every job has its perks! (Every job also has its ankle-grabbings.)
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I’ve got a hunch that his entire cubicle smells like cheap lotion and unchecked sexual frustration. Oh, and Mountain Dew.
Submitted by: loldongs via Submission Page

Save the Earth and be a total effing slob at the same time. Win-win
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

This should help her transition back nicely, especially the half foot of sand spread over the carpet (not pictured).
Submitted by: Abbey via Submission Page
1 and to infinity and beyond...