If Only…

It’s almost Friday, little dude! Hang in here! Errr…let me rephrase that.
Submitted by: Syafiq Hazmie via Submission Page
And What Are Their Demands?

Something tells me that this hostage situation can’t be solved with syrup and snipers.
Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page
Pilot Bathroom Humor

Post-evacuation shake may be delegated to co-pilot in emergencies only.
Submitted by: swimmingd2 via Submission Page
There Are No Words…

Good job, public schools! Can I send you the bill for the dental work to repair all the teeth I shattered when I smashed my face into the desk?
Submitted by: Terri via Submission Page
Stock Room Torture Chamber

Most pictures are worth 1000 words. This one says just says “You’re creepy” 500 times over.
Submitted by: Ben Lunn via Submission Page
Genuine Poodle Hat

Ugh, I really wanted a baby skull replica, but I hate how they make you buy a whole case of them. What am I supposed to do with 144 baby skulls? Besides build a throne, that is…
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Also, Flying Darts

Good. I like my pint with a few obstacles on the side – keeps out the riff-raff.
Submitted by: dongslol via Submission Page
Tighten, Toss, RUN!

Cubicle warfare isn’t yet covered by the Geneva Conventions, but it should be.
Submitted by: robbyracer via Submission Page



