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Ugh, I really wanted a baby skull replica, but I hate how they make you buy a whole case of them. What am I supposed to do with 144 baby skulls? Besides build a throne, that is…
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I’m having trouble reading the last one. Could we get a bigger picture or someone with really good eyes?
Thank you, I was going to say the same thing.
Vinyl something or other…can’t read it beyond the first word.
Last word appears to be “System”. Can’t make out the 2nd and 3rd words… looks like OCSGROW WENTRAINZ or something similar
Vinyl ____ Restraint System? (Donghow??)
Screw it. I’m tired of squinting. Picture fail.
Perhaps ‘dungeon’? That would fit, anyway; “Vinyl Dungeon Restraint System”. Makes sense as a unit, at least.
That’s got to be it! Thank you!
I smell a Weird Al reference.
Hey, this is from cockeyed.com
Yup, these are the brainchild of Rob Cockerham at cockeyed.com. Love that site!
Hey, Halloween isn’t TOO far off, if several of us here chipped in and bought a case of baby skulls, we could split them among ourselves and make shoulder sashes, or hood ornaments, center spinners for your car’s wheels, toy for the dog/cat, or scatter them all over town, with a bit of “suspicious white powdery substance” then go home and watch the news…
More practical uses could be finials for fence posts around the yard, or a finial for a flag pole (works better if it’s a pirate flag) If you’re handy with carpentry work, saw in half, thickness-wise and add a large brass ring with weight for use as a door knocker – certainly should keep the Jehovah’s Witness, Mormons and Fuller Brush salemen away from your house. For a door ornament, they could also be used in a row on the sides and across the top of the doorframe. Paint in cheery, moulded zombie-ish color for maximum freakiness.
Hang one from the mirror of your car, or for folks that drive trucks with hitches use one as a hitch-ball cover (Would look super duper if the eyes lit up along with the brakes or turn signals) They’re probably too heavy to use an antenna topper, but my above comment about hood ornament and wheel spinners might work. If anyone remembers ages ago when Our Mexican Friends in So Cal used to have fringes around their car’s headliner? Use baby skulls instead!!
And you can’t possibly leave your favorite doggie or kitty out of the fun! If the skulls are small enough, they would be excellent fashion accessories and they would become the envy of all their fuzzy-butt friends.
Also around the house they could be used to decorate light fixtures. One idea is mount one to the screw-on thingie that holds the lampshade in place on most table lamps. On a more grand scale, they could be used to build a chandelier – if they are transluscent enough and large enough the lamp could go inside. If not, mount a socket on top. A general “baby skull light bulb” would be a cool idea if you have the skills and the dremel tool to make it happen. For that project, I’d suggest compact florescent bulbs, since they put off less heat than real lite bubs and will maybe not melt the cheap plastic these are made of.
Hmmm… another though occurred to me that might apply to people who live near the coasts (any coast). Buy several cases. Take your boat out (or rent one) soon before tide is about to start coming in or if the weather and winds are such that there is a good current headed from sea toward inland. Dump them overboard so they will float to shore. Best fun can be had if done in an area with lots of public beaches. Best chance of not being caught would be to do it in the wee hours of the morning. For more fun, add cheap plastic regular skeletons and rubber duckies. When daybreak comes and folks see the beaches, the news folks won’t stop talking about it for days/weeks/whatever.
Not near an ocean shore, but have access to a river? Well then, same thing, many more laughs if it in an area that has river boardwalks and restaurants that hang out over the water where the prank could have more witnesses. If you’re near a lake, most of the folks (well, at least around here) are out in their boats fishing (slang for “drinking lots of beer and not catching any fish”) I’d not waste my time, as most of the fishermen or sport boaters may be intoxicated and not pay any mind to it…
Just a couple of ideas
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Just a couple of suggestions.
On the cars with the fringe, I meant to say “use instead of dingleballs,”
Heinz Fake Blood? Is that one of the original 57 varieties?
Theres a project going on where a dude makes magnets and sends them out all over the world so people can put them up at Costco and see what happens.
http://laughingsquid.com/fake-cosco-price-tag-prank/
Blood for the blood god and skulls for the skull throne!
Gotta Love Costco!
isn’t that from Costco wholesale?
If you want a case of real human infant skulls you have to go to Sam’s.