I would hand this out to all unreasonable customers if it didn’t run me the risk of being fired. Too bad they don’t stop to think before they open their mouths and make themselves look stupid.
Oh my…yeah…this is basically what they had doing at my last job in a call center…the one that I quit when my boss literally told me it was ok to lie to people in order to get sales…he preferred to call it “acting”.
There needs to be a “How to complain/protest” for customers. 99.9999% of the time, just walking up to anyone who works there and saying something like “I bought this, but this happened, and I’d like to have this happen instead.” Will get you exactly what you wanted in the first place.
Never ask for more than you paid for.
There is no pain and suffering because the DVD didn’t work.
You are not entitled to extra food if your fries are overdone.
Stop thinking it happened “on purpose”. No one tried to make a fool of you.
I am “fortunate” enough to be in charge of a large ish supermarket at times. When a customer get nasty even though i am manager at that time i get security in on it. There is no no need to provoke them but at times i must admit it is hard
People complaining need to learn to be polite, mess with my staff and you will get the legal minimum i can get away with. Be polite and non abusive and you may well get a voucher, no arguement replacement, even if its a minor fault and anything else i can swing.
Just listening can go a long way, often people just want to know their frustration is heard and to be given the opportunity to suggest what they would like to happen
i may have missed the point of this, because i was distracted by the fact that the employee dude looks almost exactly like my 11th grade u.s. history teacher. man, i hated that guy.
Oh gods, yes. I would so do this if I could get away with it.
This is what we all are REALLY saying when we have to deal with customer. We just have to say it in longer, less obvious ways.
I would hand this out to all unreasonable customers if it didn’t run me the risk of being fired. Too bad they don’t stop to think before they open their mouths and make themselves look stupid.
Oh my…yeah…this is basically what they had doing at my last job in a call center…the one that I quit when my boss literally told me it was ok to lie to people in order to get sales…he preferred to call it “acting”.
I actually had an experience like this recently, except they also added a bit about how I was a moron about giving them money in the first place.
This is SO getting taped up at work.
There needs to be a “How to complain/protest” for customers. 99.9999% of the time, just walking up to anyone who works there and saying something like “I bought this, but this happened, and I’d like to have this happen instead.” Will get you exactly what you wanted in the first place.
Never ask for more than you paid for.
There is no pain and suffering because the DVD didn’t work.
You are not entitled to extra food if your fries are overdone.
Stop thinking it happened “on purpose”. No one tried to make a fool of you.
Yes! I fully agree. There’s apparently no such thing as an honest mistake on the employee’s part anymore.
I am “fortunate” enough to be in charge of a large ish supermarket at times. When a customer get nasty even though i am manager at that time i get security in on it. There is no no need to provoke them but at times i must admit it is hard
People complaining need to learn to be polite, mess with my staff and you will get the legal minimum i can get away with. Be polite and non abusive and you may well get a voucher, no arguement replacement, even if its a minor fault and anything else i can swing.
Well, in a ravenously capitalist country, you have to teach people manners somehow.
I approve.
Just listening can go a long way, often people just want to know their frustration is heard and to be given the opportunity to suggest what they would like to happen
been printed and put on visual board
i may have missed the point of this, because i was distracted by the fact that the employee dude looks almost exactly like my 11th grade u.s. history teacher. man, i hated that guy.
A fewe minutes ago I said that Sign Me Up! was the funniest thing I’ve read on this site. That is no longer true.
This comic is highly recommended. HIGHLY.
I’ve spent the past weekend’s worth of graveyard shifts reading the archives. Hilarious.
I will totally use this!