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Art Degree Not Useless After All

Jan. 26, 2010

Work Fails - Art Degree Not Useless After All

Who says fun learning time has to stop in grade school!

Oh, right. Your boss. And this guy who is counting down the days until retirement, a dozen miserable powerpoint slides at a time.

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» 3 TPS Reports

Mandatory Monday Naptime

Jan. 25, 2010

 job fail - mandatory monday naptime

I just drank a whole bottle of cough syrup! Now my desk is crawling away and the keyboard is dancing!

Okay ni ni! See you in 15 hours!

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Not-So-Sneaky Trap

Jan. 25, 2010

Job Fails - Not-so-sneaky Trap
How is it supposed to DO ANYTHING when you broadcast it like that? Plus no one believes you, Mr. Clever.

Now go back to your solitaire game and leave the wittiness to the professionals.

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Government Work Is Like A Wild Animal Sanctuary, But For Dickheads

Jan. 25, 2010

job fail - exit closed hwy sign

Honestly though, I’d rather see my tax dollars go to angry dickheads than feckless politicians. At least dickheads get something done.

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Ninja Beer Is The Best Beer

Jan. 25, 2010

job fail  - secret beer fridge

Is there anything tastier than free beer?

Yes: NINJA BEER.

(Now I want to see everyone’s secret booze stashes. Yankee ingenuity!)

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While You Were Out…

Jan. 24, 2010

job fail - quit notice work fail lol derp derp

I’m a rebel and you know it because I filled out this form in a rebellious manner!!!1

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Tug One!

Jan. 22, 2010

Job Fail - Tug One

Later that day there was a stampede to the bathroom when everyone in the engineering wing solved the equation at the same time and discovered the secret phone number. 1-900-BUM-HUMP

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Stifled Creativity

Jan. 21, 2010

job fail - no rice dick chefs

Have you ever eaten at a restaurant and gotten the feeling that the waitstaff doesn’t respect you? Trick question! This is true for every restaurant you’ve ever eaten at. Enjoy your food cock!

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Dave Drinks Alone

Jan. 20, 2010

job fail - dave drinks alone

Listen up, passive-aggressive people – funnier, more charismatic co-workers will always run roughshod over you if you give them the chance. Do not try to outwit or out-cute them. Instead, inform everyone that you have a big ol’ foreskin and that you drag it across every item you bring to work. Check and mate!

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Don’t Icarus that ish up

Jan. 19, 2010

job fail - worst desk
Even if the boss’ daughter is built like J. Alba and shoots diamonds out of her vagina, under no circumstances should you hit on her where said boss might see.

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