Get out the torches and pitchforks, everyone – the printer is threatening the townfolk again.

With USB 2.0 transfer speeds, you’d think he wouldn’t look so constipated.

Plus it makes the one-legged guy in accounting super jealous.

So we’re back to the hunter-gatherer phase then? Good luck with that bow – I hope you’re prepared to disappoint your hungry, shivering family.

Our Internet is filtered at work, so these are the only titiz involved in my workplace jackoff routine.

Why use staples when you can melt that quarterly report together with hot hot alien blood?

Life on the 21st century chain gang offers plenty of decoration opportunities.

Do you ever get the sense that Hooked On Phonics is going to face a class-action lawsuit some day?

Slow for the cone zone…OR ELSE.

Okay, this $20 bill is legit, but surely those eyelashes are counterfeit. (Worst bank teller pickup line ever?)