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I Knew We Shouldn’t Let Scarecrow On The Machinery

Feb. 9, 2010

This machine also has no heart, so teach it to love.

Submitted by: nuborn via Submission Page

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Zoom In Closer, Camera Guy!

Feb. 8, 2010

Zoom In Closer, Camera Guy!

“It’s…uh, market research. Promise.

Submitted by: xxGLHRMxx via Submission Page

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TL;DR – I Hate You

Feb. 8, 2010

TL;DR - I Hate You

Wait, they allow burritos in Utah?

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

To the Person who stole my Burrito.

Yours must be a truly unfortunate life to steal from someone currently receiving foodstamps from the Utah gov’t because their current wage is insufficient to cover their living expenses, tuition, and food. I will now go hungry today as I’m at the limit of my budget for this week.

It is my sincere wish that you burn in a lake of boiling cheese and refried beans not dissimilar to those found in my burrito. There you would dwell for a thousand years, with your skin constantly regenerating so that you can feel it being burned off your body yet again.

Burrito Less

TL;DR I hate you.

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All Self-Cathetering Should Be Done Before Coming Into The Office

Feb. 8, 2010

All Self-Cathetering Should Be Done Before Coming Into The Office

Oh, really? I thought the janitorial staff just loved getting syringes stuck into their plungers.

Submitted by: cindyscrazy via Submission Page

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Overcompensation Recursion

Feb. 8, 2010

Overcompensation Recursion

Truly the nerdiest pissing match. Previously.

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

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Special Delivery!

Feb. 6, 2010

Special Delivery!

No plans for Monday? Here’s an idea.

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

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Rawr. Grrr.

Feb. 6, 2010

Rawr. Grrr.

If you’re stuck in the office on a Saturday, this is EXACTLY the level of efficiency that you should strive for. Aim high!

Submitted by: josiefancypants via Submission Page

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Passion. He Has It.

Feb. 5, 2010

Passion. He Has It.


Submitted by: dunno source via /submit

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Upside? Amazing Immune System.

Feb. 5, 2010

Upside? Amazing Immune System.

DUH. Don’t half-ass it though! Remember what I said about foreskins?

Submitted by: dunno source via /submit


One of your coworkers is a thief and so completely lazy that they stole my sandwich. They stole a HOMEMADE sandwich. Who steals food in the first place? And honestly, who steals a non-packaged product? Do you really want something someone else handled?

From now on, I suggest everyone sneezes on and profusely licks their food prior to bringing it to work.

I know I will.

Karma will find you.

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Juiced Up For The Holidays

Feb. 5, 2010

Juiced Up For The Holidays

So someone was bored enough to stack juice cartons, but they couldn’t be bothered to tidy up the rest of the pig sty? Coal for EVERYONE.

Submitted by: dunno source via Submission Page

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