What, like you’ve never seen those pictures from China where they’re using bamboo for scaffolding?

Customer service is a dying art, I tell ya.

They’re hiring because the sexual harassment case Smeagol finally wrapped up and he’s canned like spam.

Source: Darren Barefoot

This is the face I make every Sunday night. Even when my toner’s not low.

And when we say “Blow out your candles,” we actually mean “We set all your files on fire.”

Watch closely – this is how packing peanuts are made.

This is the special Friday Water Cooler. It’s a magical gateway to the weekend, kinda like in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe but with less lions and witches and more depressing spreadsheets.

Monkeys love balloons almost as much as they love throwing their own poop, and that’s a fact.

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iisdmitch

I can recognize the intentional sabotage of a fellow intern – excellent work, comrade.