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Seasonal Networking Disorder

Jan. 27, 2010

Seasonal Networking Disorder

There’s been this nerd renaissance lately where we’ve gotten ‘cool’ and suddenly have bragging rights about our wrist braces and such.

It is all a lie.

In reality, women have simply realized nerds make ideal husbands: the less sex you give them, the more they apply themselves around the house, including seasonal decorations. Tragic, really.

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Dear Customer, Get A New Pick-up Line

Jan. 27, 2010

Dear Customer, Get A New Pick-up Line

Here’s the scary thing: that long-winded red button isn’t even sarcastic! This jackoff hipster is so meta-ironic that I’m not even sure which direction is UP anymore asdfadfaflkjlkkjlk

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I’m On Board With Helper Monkeys

Jan. 27, 2010

Dear slobs,

Due to numerous complaints filed with Human Resources, interns are no longer allowed to wash the dirty dishes you allow to pile up. Sorry for the inconvenience, but you are going to have to start cleaning up after yourself. I know, I know; You went to Vassar, you have a rich husband, you’ve never washed a dish in your life, etc. Please remember that times are tough, and until the economy turns around and we all get personal helper monkeys, we’re going to have to make some sacrifices. So help control the cockroach population and wash your dirty dishes. I promise, you’ll survive.

Have a glorious day!

UGH, but washing our coke mirrors and champagne flutes is such back-breaking work! Right girls?

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Hang In There!

Jan. 26, 2010

Hang In There!

Welcome to FinkleMart—where the customer is always TERRIFIED. We promise your kids won’t bother you for any toys!

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No One Likes A Wiseass

Jan. 26, 2010

Work Fails - No One Likes A Wiseass.

Har har, funny joke, Marv! Let’s go curb someone! That’ll be funny too!

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Art Degree Not Useless After All

Jan. 26, 2010

Work Fails - Art Degree Not Useless After All

Who says fun learning time has to stop in grade school!

Oh, right. Your boss. And this guy who is counting down the days until retirement, a dozen miserable powerpoint slides at a time.

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» 4 TPS Reports

Mandatory Monday Naptime

Jan. 25, 2010

 job fail - mandatory monday naptime

I just drank a whole bottle of cough syrup! Now my desk is crawling away and the keyboard is dancing!

Okay ni ni! See you in 15 hours!

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Not-So-Sneaky Trap

Jan. 25, 2010

Job Fails - Not-so-sneaky Trap
How is it supposed to DO ANYTHING when you broadcast it like that? Plus no one believes you, Mr. Clever.

Now go back to your solitaire game and leave the wittiness to the professionals.

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Government Work Is Like A Wild Animal Sanctuary, But For Dickheads

Jan. 25, 2010

job fail - exit closed hwy sign

Honestly though, I’d rather see my tax dollars go to angry dickheads than feckless politicians. At least dickheads get something done.

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Ninja Beer Is The Best Beer

Jan. 25, 2010

job fail  - secret beer fridge

Is there anything tastier than free beer?

Yes: NINJA BEER.

(Now I want to see everyone’s secret booze stashes. Yankee ingenuity!)

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