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Compensation

Jan. 8, 2010

Work Lulz - huge ass monitor

Relax, buddy! It’s not the size of the wave, it’s the motion of the ocean. She likes you for your personality, anyway.

» 14 TPS Reports

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Necessity Is The Mother Of Invention

Jan. 7, 2010

Work - Lulz - ghetto beer fridge

and with one foul swoop of his pen (ctrl + P), mid-level manager Jeff Dunham eliminated the office’s last remaining perk.

» 2 TPS Reports

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Bag (Lady) Lunch

Jan. 6, 2010

Work lulz - dove lunch

This probably explains the feathers stuck to the toilet bowl in 2nd stall from the left. It also explains why I’ve got fleas in my bush and screw you, I followed the letter of the law.

» 23 TPS Reports

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Service With a Smile

Jan. 5, 2010

Job Fail - hang yourself

Thank you for choosing AT&T. A representative will be with you shortly.

You are now chatting with Darlene.

robert: Hello.
Darlene: Hi, how may I assist you today?
robert: Well, i have an att go phone and i put 60 dollars on it and bought the 60 dollar unlimited talk/text plan.
robert: however, it doesn’t seem to be activated. somehow it isn’t working. because texts are still costing me.
robert: because after every message i get a follow up message stating that my balance is lower. and the the text costs .20 usd.
Darlene: I apologize for the problem. Please contact an AT&T Wireless representative at 1.800.331.0500. Unfortunately I do no have access to that service.
robert: i’ll just hang myself
Darlene: Right behind you
robert: lol

It’s funny because everyone’s job makes them want to kill themselves!! DUH.

» 2 TPS Reports

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Big girls need love too

Jan. 4, 2010

job fail - vending machine request

Seriously, if that guy doesn’t write his phone number on all those C1 goodies then he is an idiot and will be missing out on some awesome balls-to-the-wall chub-thumping the likes of which his pelvis will NEVER FORGIVE him for missing. Those girls used the word SLOT for a reason. Think BOUNCY CASTLES made of LABIA.

» 10 TPS Reports

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Class Clown

Jan. 3, 2010

Job Fail - milk carton fridge door

The office environment generally turns wise asses into guerrilla warfare EXPERTS. This not necessarily an honorable thing.

» 1 TPS Report

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Reach for that brass ring

Jan. 2, 2010

Job Fail - Reach for that brass ring

Hey, if you’re gonna quit, you might as well do it with style.

» 3 TPS Reports

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This could have been avoided

Jan. 1, 2010

job fail - cubicle peanuts

Before going on vacation, it’s a smart idea to ramble on about guns and how much you love guns and different types of ammunition for at least two weeks so that your co-workers know their place.

» 11 TPS Reports

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I’m not paid enough to care

Dec. 31, 2009

Work Lulz -  lazy sign funny sign is what i say
my manager told me to blog something here

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