Take some TAPE or I’ll devour your DREAMS and replace them with NIGHTMARES. Tee hee!

I was going to put up the invisible rope, but the wind was so strong I couldn’t make it all the way to the storage closet! Here, hold my dog’s leash – I’m gonna go try again.

This sign was quickly taken down after the neighboring gas station began sending their favorite ‘floor dumper’ patrons to the office bathroom.

But how much gold does each item cost? And how much XP for the quest? These things are important, people!

I hope there isn’t a fine or anything…

It’s not sexual harassment if it’s written in bold across the side of a building, right?

Come on, Keanu. If Bruce the flying binder clip dragon can’t even cheer you up, maybe it’s time you considered therapy. Or maybe learn to make better sandwiches.

Eddie shot a perfect game despite having huffed an entire case of canned dusters. That was the night he earned the nickname ‘Sunshine.’

What, and put the intern out of a job? That’s just cold-hearted.