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Government Work Is Like A Wild Animal Sanctuary, But For Dickheads

Jan. 25, 2010

job fail - exit closed hwy sign

Honestly though, I’d rather see my tax dollars go to angry dickheads than feckless politicians. At least dickheads get something done.

» 4 TPS Reports

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Ninja Beer Is The Best Beer

Jan. 25, 2010

job fail  - secret beer fridge

Is there anything tastier than free beer?

Yes: NINJA BEER.

(Now I want to see everyone’s secret booze stashes. Yankee ingenuity!)

» 11 TPS Reports

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While You Were Out…

Jan. 24, 2010

job fail - quit notice work fail lol derp derp

I’m a rebel and you know it because I filled out this form in a rebellious manner!!!1

» 7 TPS Reports

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Tug One!

Jan. 22, 2010

Job Fail - Tug One

Later that day there was a stampede to the bathroom when everyone in the engineering wing solved the equation at the same time and discovered the secret phone number. 1-900-BUM-HUMP

» 15 TPS Reports

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Stifled Creativity

Jan. 21, 2010

job fail - no rice dick chefs

Have you ever eaten at a restaurant and gotten the feeling that the waitstaff doesn’t respect you? Trick question! This is true for every restaurant you’ve ever eaten at. Enjoy your food cock!

» 2 TPS Reports

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Dave Drinks Alone

Jan. 20, 2010

job fail - dave drinks alone

Listen up, passive-aggressive people – funnier, more charismatic co-workers will always run roughshod over you if you give them the chance. Do not try to outwit or out-cute them. Instead, inform everyone that you have a big ol’ foreskin and that you drag it across every item you bring to work. Check and mate!

» 8 TPS Reports

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Don’t Icarus that ish up

Jan. 19, 2010

job fail - worst desk
Even if the boss’ daughter is built like J. Alba and shoots diamonds out of her vagina, under no circumstances should you hit on her where said boss might see.

» 2 TPS Reports

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Battle of Attrition

Jan. 15, 2010

sentient fridge lifeform

You know that “king me” business in the game of checkers? That’s what having zero conscience is like, basically.

» 7 TPS Reports

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Thank You For Shopping At Spunk World

Jan. 13, 2010

Job Fails - Thank You For Shopping At Spunk World
So my girlfriend saw this and all she wanted to know is what store it was from.

» 9 TPS Reports

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Office Memo: Please Stop Taking Huge Dumps

Jan. 12, 2010

Job Fail - Office Memo Please Stop Taking Huge Dumps

Co-workers are the best!

» 3 TPS Reports

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