Oh, that’s very clever! All this time I’ve just been using them for nipple clamps. How boring of me.

I’m not sure ‘My mullet allows me to shoot diplomats’ is the best message you want to send to your cubical neighbors. Mullets aren’t even ironically cool anymore.

And when we say “Blow out your candles,” we actually mean “We set all your files on fire.”

Monkeys love balloons almost as much as they love throwing their own poop, and that’s a fact.

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Take some TAPE or I’ll devour your DREAMS and replace them with NIGHTMARES. Tee hee!

This sign was quickly taken down after the neighboring gas station began sending their favorite ‘floor dumper’ patrons to the office bathroom.

But how much gold does each item cost? And how much XP for the quest? These things are important, people!

It’s not sexual harassment if it’s written in bold across the side of a building, right?

Eddie shot a perfect game despite having huffed an entire case of canned dusters. That was the night he earned the nickname ‘Sunshine.’

What, and put the intern out of a job? That’s just cold-hearted.