Slow for the cone zone…OR ELSE.

Watch closely – this is how packing peanuts are made.

This is the special Friday Water Cooler. It’s a magical gateway to the weekend, kinda like in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe but with less lions and witches and more depressing spreadsheets.

But how much gold does each item cost? And how much XP for the quest? These things are important, people!

Eddie shot a perfect game despite having huffed an entire case of canned dusters. That was the night he earned the nickname ‘Sunshine.’

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Oh good…because changing paper trays wasn’t awkward enough. I quit if it groans when I slide it in.

The aluminum that goes into all these office foilings probably could have built another fifteen International Space Stations by now, guys. Think about it.

I’m trying to quit my daily five cups of coffee and these little bastards are all I can see whenever the headache recedes enough to open my eyes. Now theY’RE ON ME OH GOD IT ITCHES IT ITCHES

Oh good – further proof that only serial killers use Comic Sans.

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