Slow for the cone zone…OR ELSE.

This is the special Friday Water Cooler. It’s a magical gateway to the weekend, kinda like in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe but with less lions and witches and more depressing spreadsheets.

But how much gold does each item cost? And how much XP for the quest? These things are important, people!

What, and put the intern out of a job? That’s just cold-hearted.

If I were a hiring manager at a BBQ joint, I’m pretty sure I’d avoid recruiting an insatiable, cryptozoological man-beast…but that’s just me.

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Oh good…because changing paper trays wasn’t awkward enough. I quit if it groans when I slide it in.

I’m trying to quit my daily five cups of coffee and these little bastards are all I can see whenever the headache recedes enough to open my eyes. Now theY’RE ON ME OH GOD IT ITCHES IT ITCHES

4. Pay hospital bill.
5. See #2.

Oh good – further proof that only serial killers use Comic Sans.

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