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Oh, that’s very clever! All this time I’ve just been using them for nipple clamps. How boring of me.
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Oh, that’s very clever! All this time I’ve just been using them for nipple clamps. How boring of me.
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If you spent your Labor Day doing anything besides building a town-razing monster, then you might want to reevaluate your life’s priorities.
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Faced with a Sisyphean PR battle, the DMV decided to win back the American public by sexing things up a bit. Early reports indicate their efforts have been…stimulating.
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Aw, Keanu, just go unwrap the gold foil off your chocolate Oscar and munch on that. You’ll feel right as rain.
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If only recycling gave me monster abs and an epic beard…
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Get out the torches and pitchforks, everyone – the printer is threatening the townfolk again.
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With USB 2.0 transfer speeds, you’d think he wouldn’t look so constipated.
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Slow for the cone zone…OR ELSE.
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Okay, this $20 bill is legit, but surely those eyelashes are counterfeit. (Worst bank teller pickup line ever?)
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What, like you’ve never seen those pictures from China where they’re using bamboo for scaffolding?
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