Aw, Keanu, just go unwrap the gold foil off your chocolate Oscar and munch on that. You’ll feel right as rain.

Life on the 21st century chain gang offers plenty of decoration opportunities.

And when we say “Blow out your candles,” we actually mean “We set all your files on fire.”

This is the special Friday Water Cooler. It’s a magical gateway to the weekend, kinda like in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe but with less lions and witches and more depressing spreadsheets.

Monkeys love balloons almost as much as they love throwing their own poop, and that’s a fact.

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What, and put the intern out of a job? That’s just cold-hearted.

There are bad cubicle neighbors, and then there are bio-hazards. Be thankful if you’re only stuck with the former.

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The aluminum that goes into all these office foilings probably could have built another fifteen International Space Stations by now, guys. Think about it.

Quick — somebody grind up a handful of wood nymphs so I can fill the cartridge back up.