What’s at Publix? Is that where the cheese fairy works? Or do they sell magic so I can make my own?

I can recognize the intentional sabotage of a fellow intern – excellent work, comrade.

This sign was quickly taken down after the neighboring gas station began sending their favorite ‘floor dumper’ patrons to the office bathroom.

What, and put the intern out of a job? That’s just cold-hearted.

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Shut up! You’re just jealous of the way I eat my lunch.

The best managers provide creative motivation. Then they provide therapy, but only after you’ve shipped a few more units than average. Hooray!

Listen, man, things sometimes get a bit weird after 34 straight hours of spreadsheets and poppers. There’s logic to the can bathroom. Don’t judge me.

But if you throw enough metal discs and paper at it, sometimes it will throw a snack at you like a monkey throwing poop at the zoo. Fair trade!

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hypertikki

Most stress balls have it waaaaaaay too easy. Step your game up, y’all.