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I’m not sure ‘My mullet allows me to shoot diplomats’ is the best message you want to send to your cubical neighbors. Mullets aren’t even ironically cool anymore.
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I’m not sure ‘My mullet allows me to shoot diplomats’ is the best message you want to send to your cubical neighbors. Mullets aren’t even ironically cool anymore.
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If you spent your Labor Day doing anything besides building a town-razing monster, then you might want to reevaluate your life’s priorities.
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…and/or lack of pants ‘situation.’
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Aw, Keanu, just go unwrap the gold foil off your chocolate Oscar and munch on that. You’ll feel right as rain.
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If only recycling gave me monster abs and an epic beard…
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Get out the torches and pitchforks, everyone – the printer is threatening the townfolk again.
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With USB 2.0 transfer speeds, you’d think he wouldn’t look so constipated.
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Slow for the cone zone…OR ELSE.
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Okay, this $20 bill is legit, but surely those eyelashes are counterfeit. (Worst bank teller pickup line ever?)
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This is the face I make every Sunday night. Even when my toner’s not low.
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