…and/or lack of pants ‘situation.’

This sign was quickly taken down after the neighboring gas station began sending their favorite ‘floor dumper’ patrons to the office bathroom.

It’s not sexual harassment if it’s written in bold across the side of a building, right?

Job perks: you can’t haz them.

There are bad cubicle neighbors, and then there are bio-hazards. Be thankful if you’re only stuck with the former.

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Knee pads, lipstick, Altoids, kleenex, priest collars, bribe money, etc. Arranged alphabetically, too! Did I miss anything?

If Martin Luther was alive today, I think this is what his 95 theses would look like.

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KyleShields

Nice try, but you didn’t say ‘Simon Says.’

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samhainophilia

Listen, man, things sometimes get a bit weird after 34 straight hours of spreadsheets and poppers. There’s logic to the can bathroom. Don’t judge me.