The Cheese Fairy Isn’t Real?

What’s at Publix? Is that where the cheese fairy works? Or do they sell magic so I can make my own?
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What’s at Publix? Is that where the cheese fairy works? Or do they sell magic so I can make my own?
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This is like when animals have bright colors or rattles to warn you away – guaranteed good time!
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Maybe after this strategy fails you could have your mother come into the office and lecture everyone about taking your precious sugar water. Make sure she pats you on the head the whole time, too.
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The next day, everyone in office was issued a sippy cup. With the company logo on it.
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‘Passive-aggressive vigilante’ is the new tattle-tale. The straw that broke the camel’s back? Kielbasa.
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Also unacceptable, however: one-night-stands with your food. Even if it’s a really sexy sandwich.
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The office refrigerator is an Arms Race, and things are about to get a whole lot more tricky with the introduction of stealth technology. What’s next, straight-up invisibility?
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How much to commission Elton John for a memorial song? (Too soon?)
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“And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who …”
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