The Cheese Fairy Isn’t Real?

What’s at Publix? Is that where the cheese fairy works? Or do they sell magic so I can make my own?
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What’s at Publix? Is that where the cheese fairy works? Or do they sell magic so I can make my own?
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This is like when animals have bright colors or rattles to warn you away – guaranteed good time!
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Ever seen Cookie Monster with murder in his eyes? I have. Cookie is a helluva drug.
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I guess it probably didn’t help that I was peeing out a whole bunch of Redbull from earlier that morning.

Maybe after this strategy fails you could have your mother come into the office and lecture everyone about taking your precious sugar water. Make sure she pats you on the head the whole time, too.
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But I’m gonna keep using it as lube anyway. For my squeaky chair! Perverts.
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The next day, everyone in office was issued a sippy cup. With the company logo on it.
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I’m gonna go out on a limb and say this probably isn’t a mob-run deli, then.
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‘Passive-aggressive vigilante’ is the new tattle-tale. The straw that broke the camel’s back? Kielbasa.
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