Faced with a Sisyphean PR battle, the DMV decided to win back the American public by sexing things up a bit. Early reports indicate their efforts have been…stimulating.

This is the special Friday Water Cooler. It’s a magical gateway to the weekend, kinda like in The Lion, the Witch and the Wardrobe but with less lions and witches and more depressing spreadsheets.

This sign was quickly taken down after the neighboring gas station began sending their favorite ‘floor dumper’ patrons to the office bathroom.

What, and put the intern out of a job? That’s just cold-hearted.

There are bad cubicle neighbors, and then there are bio-hazards. Be thankful if you’re only stuck with the former.

Don’t you dare mess with my afternoon snack. Get your own.

Never, ever pass up an invitation to vomit on your manager. This sign might as well say “Free cupcakes and puppies!” I’ll be back in 10 minutes.

Knee pads, lipstick, Altoids, kleenex, priest collars, bribe money, etc. Arranged alphabetically, too! Did I miss anything?

Shut up! You’re just jealous of the way I eat my lunch.

Listen, man, things sometimes get a bit weird after 34 straight hours of spreadsheets and poppers. There’s logic to the can bathroom. Don’t judge me.